Things I desperately want right now:
Lots of sex
More muscle definition
I’m in one of those ‘cuddle up with someone and watch a lame movie while I kiss their neck and casually take off their pants’ moods.
At my school there’s a rule that only one student can be out of class at a time with a hall pass, but today in math a bunch of people forgot their graphing calculators so my math teacher yelled, “EVERYBODY, GO. RUN. THEY CAN’T CATCHH ALL OF YOU.”
hi lets stop telling mentally ill kids to “stop using their mental illness as an excuse” bc it’s ableist as hell and makes them hate themselves for their mental stuff
This changed me
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun.
- Scorpio (zodiacsociety)
10 things our kids will never understand…
limewire lmao I forgot that was a thing woww. my memory
Still do the videotape thing at my job. It’s a pain in the ass dealing with VCRs.
To the limewire one or it would be president clinton saying i did not have sexual relations with that woman